Def: PYRAMIDROME peerah-mih-droh-ming, verb
To pyramidrome is to be: aimlessly, thoughtfully, criminally and lazily alive.
EXAMPLE:
"What the fuck are YOU doing with YOUR life?"
"Why, I'm PYRAMIDROMING the day away, of course!"Please send your pyramidroming experiences for review to: willa.koerner@gmail.com. Together, we'll cackle our way towards purity, truth and that golden world of silver dreams.
Monthly Archives: August 2009
CODY PEACE ADAMS and the REAL MEANING of STAR TREK
Cody Peace Adams lives in NYC and is just beginning his masters at NYU for creative writing (WHUT WHUT!). I read Cody’s blog on a regular basis, and you can too: THERMOS H. CHRIST. If anyone who reads this thought pyramidroming was just for silly girly girls, well, they wuz WRONG. Life is a brutal [...]
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We Don’t Care About The Millenials!
by Liz Galvao
Young people don’t know anything, but think they know everything. I believe that I know at least this much.
One thing I admit to not knowing is when exactly I will accept being lumped into a pre-labeled generation. My parents proudly identify themselves as Baby Boomers, yet I find it nothing but irritating to [...]
GENERATION: POLYMATH. Get Used to It.
By Willa
Ah, things were simpler in the ancient times. For instance, men were able to study in mathematics, science, music and GOD, all at the same time. Philosophers gained notoriety by being well-learned in many subjects. It was thought that knowing a lot about a lot of things would generally increase your knowledge exponentially, as [...]
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TOM KOERNER: Even my Dad knows how to PYRAMIDROME!
SO my dad read this blog, and being the dad that he is, he had some of his own input. My dad is really cool, so even though he’s not 20something and he’s definitely not unemployed, I still let him write a post. I think it’s pretty good.
august 17, 2009 (atomic calendar)
A Call to Action- [...]
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MEET BROOKE: Bahama Mamma
Oh, lookie here! We’ve got ourselves another new pyramidromer. Seems like everyone’s getting in the mood to pour out their post-college woes. Brooke is from the Bahamas, and she attended Vassar with Liz, Jill and I… again, majoring in the super “real world-applicable” artsy-fartsy division of film. Hey, we might not be raking in the [...]
THE SCIENCE OF TEENY TINY ANTS / MY MOM THINKS I’M COOL
I pay $825 a month of my parents’ money to live in a very cozy basement apartment that I share with my boyfriend and about thirty three million teeny tiny ants. We live well and have grown accustomed to our small, smushable roommates. When we first moved in, I found the ant situation to be [...]
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MEET JILLIAN GARCIA, media studies major, criminal at large
Jill Garcia, otherwise known as Jill the Killah, graduated alongside Liz and I from Vassar College. She’s currently living in San Francisco, searching for that great pyramidrome in the sky, applying to jobs and wondering what the fuck is wrong with everyone who won’t hire her (aren’t we all?). Read about it, and get psyched [...]
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Back to School, Oh, Back to School?
BY LIZ G.
Since I left college, I have been having dreams about it at least twice a week. Last night’s was particularly easy to analyze. It was move-in day, and my parents and I made our way to room 329 loaded down with my stuff. When I got there, though, there were a bunch of [...]
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ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN… ONE HUGE PILGRIMMAGE FOR A FLEA.
Hello, there.
It is Sunday night, the great period of time during which life comes to a cadence, as candles burn to the ends of their wicks and the witches of the weekend go back into their weekday hideaways. Tonight is the first Sunday in a while where I’ve had that little voice in the back [...]
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At the Corner of Unpaid & Avenue Q