Daily Archives: August 13, 2009

THE SCIENCE OF TEENY TINY ANTS / MY MOM THINKS I’M COOL

By admin | Published: August 13, 2009
I pay $825 a month of my parents’ money to live in a very cozy basement apartment that I share with my boyfriend and about thirty three million teeny tiny ants. We live well and have grown accustomed to our small, smushable roommates. When we first moved in, I found the ant situation to be [...]
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MEET JILLIAN GARCIA, media studies major, criminal at large

By admin | Published: August 13, 2009
Jill Garcia, otherwise known as Jill the Killah, graduated alongside Liz and I from Vassar College. She’s currently living in San Francisco, searching for that great pyramidrome in the sky, applying to jobs and wondering what the fuck is wrong with everyone who won’t hire her (aren’t we all?). Read about it, and get psyched [...]
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Back to School, Oh, Back to School?

By admin | Published: August 13, 2009
BY LIZ G. Since I left college, I have been having dreams about it at least twice a week. Last night’s was particularly easy to analyze. It was move-in day, and my parents and I made our way to room 329 loaded down with my stuff. When I got there, though, there were a bunch of [...]
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