Def: PYRAMIDROME peerah-mih-droh-ming, verb

To pyramidrome is to be: aimlessly, thoughtfully, criminally and lazily alive.
EXAMPLE:
"What the fuck are YOU doing with YOUR life?"
"Why, I'm PYRAMIDROMING the day away, of course!"Please send your pyramidroming experiences for review to: willa.koerner@gmail.com. Together, we'll cackle our way towards purity, truth and that golden world of silver dreams.
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Monthly Archives: September 2009
Middle Gray Or: The Usual
by Liz Galvao
I have nightmares from time to time that I’m sent back to high school. I had one yesterday morning. I was sitting in a classroom next to a friend of mine. “I can’t believe I’m back in high school,” I said to her. “I’d rather go back to college before I went back [...]
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FOREST GUMP WAS WRONG: LIFE IS LIKE A FUNNEL.