Def: PYRAMIDROME peerah-mih-droh-ming, verb

To pyramidrome is to be: aimlessly, thoughtfully, criminally and lazily alive.
EXAMPLE:
"What the fuck are YOU doing with YOUR life?"
"Why, I'm PYRAMIDROMING the day away, of course!"Please send your pyramidroming experiences for review to: willa.koerner@gmail.com. Together, we'll cackle our way towards purity, truth and that golden world of silver dreams.
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WHERE DOES DUST COME FROM???
Today, me and the other atheists have more or less come to the consensus that dust is just dust, and the earth must be exfoliated & freed from the layers of grime the ancients left behind. Rather than being somewhat magical, a sprinkling, if-you-will, of a potent blend of indescribable material that could have drifted down from any far-off body of lust— dust is just the residue of nothing. It collects in places that have no reason to exist other than to fill space between meaningful structure and activity. Under the bed, dust lives a heavy life, cluttering the air with the build-up of nothing at all. In the corners, dust collects in ghost-like webs of cast-off atoms; the particles of life that chipped away and were left like so many un-ripened fruits gone to waste.
Perhaps the philosophical implications of dust could be looked upon through a more magnified lens, and we could learn a great deal about the constructs of this earth and its tendency to spin and spin. If there’s anything that can be gleaned from the proverbs of societies past, we all should know by now that ‘a rock only gets smaller,’ and time only moves in one direction. Perhaps when the world was born, every rock was whole, and every particle existed as a finite component to a well-defined orb-like entity. Now, as the world continues to revolve around the sun, each entity has become less and less whole, and more dust has begun to drift outwards. Dust leaks into the air, turns the oceans to sludge, and corrupts the youth. The housewives of the 50s had it right in devoting their lives to the prevention of caked-in-by-dust syndrome— as the dust flies, so does the time.