Def: PYRAMIDROME peerah-mih-droh-ming, verb
To pyramidrome is to be: aimlessly, thoughtfully, criminally and lazily alive.
EXAMPLE:
"What the fuck are YOU doing with YOUR life?"
"Why, I'm PYRAMIDROMING the day away, of course!"Please send your pyramidroming experiences for review to: willa.koerner@gmail.com. Together, we'll cackle our way towards purity, truth and that golden world of silver dreams.
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Out Of Control: Life As We Kn(e)(o)w It.
Okay, so no need to state the obvious… but here goes anyway: PYRAMIDROME HAS WITHERED UP LIKE SUMMER’S BASIL PLANT LEFT OUT IN THE FROST! But it’s okay. Let’s talk about it.
When I started this blog, it was more or less to convince myself that despite my severe feelings of personal worthlessness, I was still [...]
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FOREST GUMP WAS WRONG: LIFE IS LIKE A FUNNEL.
Remember middle school? Those were good times. The teachers shuffled us around between reading, math, gym and art class, and then after school we played a sport or watched cartoons. We were forced to dabble in everything, with the hope that we would be good in at least one subject. I remember one time I [...]
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Middle Gray Or: The Usual
by Liz Galvao
I have nightmares from time to time that I’m sent back to high school. I had one yesterday morning. I was sitting in a classroom next to a friend of mine. “I can’t believe I’m back in high school,” I said to her. “I’d rather go back to college before I went back [...]
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At the Corner of Unpaid & Avenue Q
by Liz Galvao
Last night I was standing in a hot room on the sixteenth floor of a high-rise in midtown Manhattan, surrounded by a dozen or so ridiculously cute little girls and their mothers, who varied from your typical high-strung stage mom to the patient good sport. One of the former stood two [...]
CODY PEACE ADAMS and the REAL MEANING of STAR TREK
Cody Peace Adams lives in NYC and is just beginning his masters at NYU for creative writing (WHUT WHUT!). I read Cody’s blog on a regular basis, and you can too: THERMOS H. CHRIST. If anyone who reads this thought pyramidroming was just for silly girly girls, well, they wuz WRONG. Life is a brutal [...]
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We Don’t Care About The Millenials!
by Liz Galvao
Young people don’t know anything, but think they know everything. I believe that I know at least this much.
One thing I admit to not knowing is when exactly I will accept being lumped into a pre-labeled generation. My parents proudly identify themselves as Baby Boomers, yet I find it nothing but irritating to [...]
GENERATION: POLYMATH. Get Used to It.
By Willa
Ah, things were simpler in the ancient times. For instance, men were able to study in mathematics, science, music and GOD, all at the same time. Philosophers gained notoriety by being well-learned in many subjects. It was thought that knowing a lot about a lot of things would generally increase your knowledge exponentially, as [...]
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TOM KOERNER: Even my Dad knows how to PYRAMIDROME!
SO my dad read this blog, and being the dad that he is, he had some of his own input. My dad is really cool, so even though he’s not 20something and he’s definitely not unemployed, I still let him write a post. I think it’s pretty good.
august 17, 2009 (atomic calendar)
A Call to Action- [...]
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MEET BROOKE: Bahama Mamma
Oh, lookie here! We’ve got ourselves another new pyramidromer. Seems like everyone’s getting in the mood to pour out their post-college woes. Brooke is from the Bahamas, and she attended Vassar with Liz, Jill and I… again, majoring in the super “real world-applicable” artsy-fartsy division of film. Hey, we might not be raking in the [...]
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