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Out Of Control: Life As We Kn(e)(o)w It.

Okay, so no need to state the obvious… but here goes anyway: PYRAMIDROME HAS WITHERED UP LIKE SUMMER’S BASIL PLANT LEFT OUT IN THE FROST! But it’s okay. Let’s talk about it. When I started this blog, it was more or less to convince myself that despite my severe feelings of personal worthlessness, I was still [...]
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FOREST GUMP WAS WRONG: LIFE IS LIKE A FUNNEL.

Remember middle school? Those were good times. The teachers shuffled us around between reading, math, gym and art class, and then after school we played a sport or watched cartoons. We were forced to dabble in everything, with the hope that we would be good in at least one subject. I remember one time I [...]
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GENERATION: POLYMATH. Get Used to It.

By Willa Ah, things were simpler in the ancient times. For instance, men were able to study in mathematics, science, music and GOD, all at the same time. Philosophers gained notoriety by being well-learned in many subjects. It was thought that knowing a lot about a lot of things would generally increase your knowledge exponentially, as [...]
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THE SCIENCE OF TEENY TINY ANTS / MY MOM THINKS I’M COOL

I pay $825 a month of my parents’ money to live in a very cozy basement apartment that I share with my boyfriend and about thirty three million teeny tiny ants. We live well and have grown accustomed to our small, smushable roommates. When we first moved in, I found the ant situation to be [...]
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ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN… ONE HUGE PILGRIMMAGE FOR A FLEA.

Hello, there. It is Sunday night, the great period of time during which life comes to a cadence, as candles burn to the ends of their wicks and the witches of the weekend go back into their weekday hideaways. Tonight is the first Sunday in a while where I’ve had that little voice in the back [...]
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THE FIRST PYRAMIDROME.

PYRAMIDROMING INTO REALITY: THE GREAT LIFE-QUESTS OF THE 20-SOMETHINGS Here in America in 2009, college-educated youth represent a unique group of people. Our hopes are high, as we have been taught since the beginning of our existences in the importance of the “American Dream”. We are (for the most part) hard workers, knowledgeable in the [...]
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